Mahila train se utri,
Usne Sardar se puchha: yeh koun sa station hai?
Sardar hasaa,
Zor se hasaa,
Zor zor se hasaa,
Haste haste lot pot ho gaya,
Aur badi mushkil se sambhalte huye bola
Pagli,
Ye Railway station hai...
Doctor : i am sorry.
Operation ke waqt Rubber ke Gloves aapke pet me reh gaye.
Dobara opration karna hoga.
Sardar : Abey, pagal hai kya?
Ye le 20 rupaye
Naya le le...
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This Sardar ji is The Ultimate!
Sardar ji Bank me paise jama karane gaya.
Cashier-
Tumhare Note nakli hai.
Sardar-
Tujhe kya farak padta hai?
Jama to Mere Account me ho rahe hai na..!!
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Teacher: Your son has failed See his report.
Eng-20
Math-15
Hindi-18
Phy-13
Chem-15
SSt. - 17
Total-98
Santa: Total me toh kamaal hi kar diya..
Is Subject ka Teacher kaun hai !
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SANTA- Maine Pichle 20 Saalo Me 1 Baat Note Ki Hai !!
Banta: Wo Kya?
Santa: Saala Jab Bhi Faatak Band Hote Hai
Tab Train Jaroor Aati Hai.
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Santa- Tumne itne chhote-chhote baal kyu katwaye?
Banta- Naai ke paas 3 rupye khulle nahi the,
to maine bola 3 rupay ke
aur kaat de.....
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SANTA- Aaj kal zyada bachche judwa kyo paida hote hai?
BANTA-Desh me itna AATANKWAAD badh gaya hai ke bachche akele
aane se darte hai.
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Santa : Miss, kya aap mujhe raat ko call kar rahi thi??
Teacher: Nahi toh...
Santa: Kamaal hai, subah mere
mobile pe likha tha...
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MISS CALL..
Cute Sardars !!
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SARDAR APNI SISTER KE SAATH BIKE PE JA RAHA THA.
BOY: OH! PAAJI GIRLFRIEND K SAATH KAHA JA RAHE HO?
SARDAR: OYE ! GIRLFRIEND HOGI TERI..MERI TO SISTER HAI.
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Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya
Wo Uske Ghar Gaya aur Pucha: Body Aa Gayi Kya?
Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.
Sardar: Lo Batao, Kitni Lambi Umar Hai.
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Sardar Ki Ma Ki Death Ho Gayi.
Ek Saal Baad Sardar Ka Baap America Se Wapis Aya.
Us Ne Pucha Teri Ma Kahan Hai..
Sardar Bola Woh To Pichle Saal Hi Mar Gayi Thi..
Sardar Ka Baap Rone Laga Aur Bola Kutte, Kamine..
Toh Tune Mujhay Btaya Kyu Nahi?
Sardar Bola- Maine Socha Surprise Dunga..
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Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says: 'Hi, Mai bol Raha Hoon'
The other sardar replies: 'Oye Kamaal Hai Yaar,
Ithe Vi Mai Bol Raha Hoon'
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SARDAR and HIS WIFE GOING 2 CITY IN AUTO....
DRIVER ADJUSTED MIRROR..
SARDARJI SHOUTED: YOU ARE SEEING MY WIFE...
GO and SIT BACK I WILL DRIVE THE AUTO.
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Hospital me Nurse: Mubarak ho aapke Ghar beta paida hua hai..
Sardar: Wahe Guru! Kya Technology hai.
Biwi yaha hospital me hai aur beta ghar me paida hua hai.
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1 bed pe 3 sardar so rahe the.
Teeno ko jagah kam pad rahi thi.
Ek sardar uth ke niche chala gaya.
Toh dono sardar chillaye
Vapas uper aaja ab jagah ho gayi hai.
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Waiter: Your Bill Sir!
Santa : Take My Card...
Waiter : But Sir, yeh toh aapki shaadi ka card hai!
Santa : To Phir Baahar Kya Mazaak Me Likha Hai ? "ALL CARDS ACCEPTED”
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